My Life in Rain Drops: Archive

All that Jazz!

Today was a great day! My face finally looks human and the swollen has gone down thanks to a rigid course of antibiotics four times a day. Looks like this is going to be a dry holiday, which can be quite interesting. No wine, which is the only tragedy but alot of fun nevertheless. The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus left me puzzled but I appreciate a well-made movie. I am sure I would have to...

Dec 30th

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Dec 23rd

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Me vs The Toothfairy

Four less teeth and hours of painkillers and sleep later here I am victorious! I have conquered the surgery! Yes!! I knew I was prepared but no one, none of you buggers out there, told me there were NEEDLES involved! I got into the chair all calm and relaxed and suddenly saw what the dentist was planning to jam into my gum. Of course I immediately went into my sarcastic humor mode: “So I...

Dec 22nd

Eeeeep!

So today is the big day. Today is the day I have been waiting for, for the past 24 years of my life. It’s going to be a day of chaos and overwhelming emotions toppling all over as I scream and cry and look like a total crazy person. No no, I’m not getting married if that’s what you’re thinking! It’s bigger than that! Ladies and gentleman, I am getting all four of my...

Dec 21st

I crave...

ROB PATTINSON!! Wrapped naked in a box!! =D =D Meerrryy Christmas everyone! =)

Dec 21st

"I'm never going to marry someone from my...

promiseofpeachsmoothies: honeyniss: I’ve heard a majority of all my cousins say this at least once in my life. Both my male and female cousins have said it.I don’t get this overwhelming consensus though. I have nothing against interracial/intercultural marriages. I enjoy them in fact. I think that the transparent love between the two individuals is what makes the wedding so amazing and...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

“When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve...”

– Paolo Coelho

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own...”

– Paulo Coelho

Dec 19th

Tips for pick-up lines?

Anon: Going clubbing tomorrow. Know any good pick-up lines?
Me: Pick up lines on women don't really work ya know! But then again it's a club. Just might. hmm.
Anon: ?
Me: Generally speaking - compliment the vain ones, be funny with the giggly ones, be forward/masculine with the horny ones and leave the drunk ones alone.
Anon: Damn loaded with all this wisdom, those sexy thangs won't know what hit em.

Dec 19th

OWL CITY - Fireflies : CUTE song =) really...

Dec 19th

Why I love my best friend so much!

Fahrim: I scratched/dented my car and broke my passenger side-mirror :(
Fahrim: WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fahrim: why does santa hate me?
Me (after being sympathetic): And I know this is terrible but ahahahha!!! Tis also a tad bit funny =P 
Me: ps - Santa doesn't hate you. He is just being a bad boy...and sexy! =D

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

“Writing a song is as painful as laying an egg…only a hen and writer can...”

– Paul McCartney

Dec 17th

Dec 16th

Will & Grace!

Jack: Well Karen, I don't know how to tell you this but our horse is gay.
Karen: Oh c'mon Jack! You think everything's gay! First Canada now the horse!
Me: lmao!!!

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

Elevation

Beauty of your face So real — each wrinkle looks like firefly’s glowing smile. All Rights Reserved © Noyonima Hassan ** Dedicated to my Nana (Grandpa) back home, my nanus (grandmas) who have shaped my life. I love you all =) and also to all the other hard working elderly men and women out there who have the purest innocence and sweetest hearts but are forced (thanks to poverty and...

Dec 15th