January 2010
31 posts
You, Like Coffee
If it wasn’t for the infernal smile
The fine-threaded syllogisms
Sudden breathless kisses —
I’d shoot you right now.
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“Philosophy is odious and obscure; Both law and physic are for petty wits;...”
– Christopher Marlowe, Dr Faustus
30 Rock is awesome :)
Tina Fey: What makes you think I am gay??
Alec Baldwin: Your shoes.
Tina Fey: ...well, I am straight.
Alec Baldwin: Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
Randomness
Fahrim: Omg haha I am so going to put that up as my facebook status!
Me: What?? Are you crazy?
Fahrim (quoting FB): "LMAO: Trina Hassan - Thank God I don't have a dildo for a brain"
Me: :S lol
Fahrim: Your face has a dildo for a brain :P
Me: Don't make go there in public. You know what I'm talking about.
Fahrim: Shut up you non woman :P
Me: Pffffft. You're such a man child.
Fahrim: Tragedy
Me: You're a torturer!
Fahrim: That's what she said
Me: I'm too sexy for my shirt...
Fahrim: What are we talking about again?
Me: Never mind.
Just for funsies
I think I’d like to start auctioning some FB creepers off on ebay to see what I can make off their sexiness and talents. Does that make me an ebay-pimp?
“Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and...”
– Ashley Smith
Bacchus loves you
Anon: Omg I do have a heart! What is happening? Joking. You're right.
Me: You have a heart? Oh. Why didn't you say so before? That's good to know.
Anon: I didn't know myself. I just had a revelation. Is this how Jesus felt?
Me: Bahahaha. Yes, and then he got drunk. But don't tell anyone.
Anon: Yes. Shame on him....drinking.
Me: Well he turned water into wine for a reason. Secretly he was a binge drinker.
Anon: I bet it's Bacchus who put him upto all this wine shit.
Me: Lmao!!!! You're making fun of me!
Anon: Now now would I ever do that. I Do have a heart remember. We just found that out like a minute ago :P
Me: I'm still speculating.
Two days ago
I ate the most crazy delicious toasted Italian panini with roasted turkey, red pepper and brie cheese. Sigh. Pure heaven.
My thoughts on the lesson learnt for today
There is much that we can learn from our elders and our elders can learn from us. It is the beauty of that formidable bridge that exists between their past and our future that makes this bond so strong. Live and love. Life is a passing flicker.
Ooops
Andrew: I like to judge by height
Me: Omg you're evil!
Andrew: Haha
Me: Well good things come in small packages.
Andrew: Big packages are nice too
Me: That sounded SO wrong.
Top 30 Career Suicides! *Soo funny*
http://nationallampoon.com/articles/the-list-nails-in-the-coffin-top-30-career-suicides
Where Do We Belong?
When I am awake, I am constantly aware that we are all gradually becoming part of a deeply rooted and disconnected social immorality, that we justify through many selfish actions in numerous points and turns of our lives. As people we are supposed to lend one another a helping hand, give each other the stimulus and energy to survive. But as human beings, we are often the most insecure and...
fun answers to my weird texts
Me: You've reached the Barack Obama hotline. You get three wishes granted. What's it gonna be?
Zaki: 1. Don't let Trina smoke weed anymore. 2. Let me. 3. World Peace.
Me: Punk.
Hotliiiine
Me: You've reached the Barack Obama hotline. You get three wishes granted. What's it gonna be?
Anon: A badly strung guitar, a commemorative George Bush vodoo doll and a date with Alice in Wonderland.
Me: Nicely done! *clap clap clap*
Hotline and the different responses
Me: You've reached the Barack Obama hotline. You get three wishes granted. What's it gonna be?
Nayeem: 1st wish - multiple orgasms. 2nd wish - all the money and power in the world and 3rd - peace on Earth.
Me: Fantastic! Done deal. If you end up with faulty products or just aren't satisfied with them, call back and check store for details.
Nayeem: Let me speak with your manager.
Me: Sorry she is currently away playing golf with Tiger Woods. Or so she says.
fuckyeadance:
itzabbybby:
helloroselyn:
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Secret Whispers
If others only knew
Your face is not just a face
It’s the gateway to perpetual knowledge
Like the mystic entrance to the Taj Mahal
Into Shah Jahan’s graceful heart.
Quixotic and sublime
But physically infinite, unshakable
Like the diluted pupils of your eyes
That speak some ethereal truth,
Flowing through the still memory of the air
From your gaze into mine,
Of the ambrosial...
Astrophil (Starlover)
I tripped and fell over your heart. You caught mine. We laughed together and noticed the beauty of the sunless sky, the effervescent stars.
Te quiero estrelle bastante, hago realmente.
I love you pretty star, I really do…
“It so happens I am sick of my feet and my nails and my hair and my shadow.”
– Neruda (Walking Around) 